Kap’n K9′s a man – or a canine anyway – and he can take it. Go on, give it your best shot, but no hitting below the belt. And for you girls and metrosexuals out there who do Facebook and MySpace and Tagged and Geni and all that other cr@p – put Kap’n K9′s blogsite – http://kapnk9.wordpress.com/ – up there and send your friends, foes, ho’s, and mo’s to a place where they can be truly offended. The Revolution starts here and – since Kap’n K9 is a staunch supporter of equal rights – let us recall what Black Panther Eldridge Cleaver (no relation to Beaver) responded when asked what the position of women in the Revolution should be: prone!
Start from the bottom up and follow a pilgrim’s progress. The Kap’n wants comments and criticism: positive or negative; light or dark; yin or yang; white or green; Jew or Gentile; human or cetacean; happy or desolate; rich or poor; man or mouse; vegetarian or lacto-ovo-omnivore; Type A personality or genuinely psychotic; gulping Klonapin or swallowing Prozac; O-type blood or AB+; master or slave; male, female, or whatever…
“Now go and do likewise, gents. The money’s out there. You pick it up, it’s yours. You don’t, I got no sympathy for you.” – Alec Baldwin, Glengarry, Glen Ross
