4,446,976! Woo Hoo! That’s right — this little babe in the Technorati woods has only been online for about eight hours, and is already ranked at 4,446,976! Won’t be long before I’m top ten — numero uno. Why looky there — a little change already. Let’s see… WHAT THE…?! 4,446,977! How is that humanly possible?! Sigh. I feel like the national deficit — only bigger. Oh my God, does this blog make my ass look fat? 4,446,978! I need some cheesecake.